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United States
Current Residence: Jupiter
Personal Quote: You know what's fun? Trying to get dressed while pretending your arms don't work.
So I woke up this morning and thought it'd be nice to have a glass of orange juice. So I pulled our jug/bottle/douchejar of Simply Orange out of the fridge. (My mom has somewhat-recently become a health freak. Le sigh.) It was new and those things, as I have now discovered, are a BITCH to open.

That thing took me THREE MINUTES to get open! I just wanted some bloody orange juice! (I don't actually want my orange juice to have blood in it. It's an expression. One that I used because I thought it'd be more polite [at least to the non-Europeans] than "goddamn orange juice". And also because I imagined Scotty yelling it in my head.)

So I yelled at the Simply Orange bottle (and it's a good thing my mom wasn't home because she would've been like, "Youngest daughter of mine said WHAT?!"), "FUCK YOU Simply JERKFACE! I was just trying to be HEALTHY! You know what? I hope the next time you're crossing the street you get hit by CANCER! That's right! I said it! Oh stop your crying you whiny little bitch." (Okay, I didn't actually say that last part, but I SHOULD'VE.) And then it opened.

And OF COURSE it had one of those stupid foil cover things under the lid that I always have to get off with my teeth because I guess my fingers aren't strong enough or some shit. Whatever.

So then I had a nice cold glass of orange juice.

The End.
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synconi Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011   Artisan Crafter

Thank you for faving, Andrea! :heart:
erikakochanski Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Professional Writer
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TheNeenster Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank-you for the :+fav: on my SPN group drawing!

Xx-Gluttony-xX Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2010
You're very welcome! :love:
Rosenlight Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fave <3
Xx-Gluttony-xX Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010
You're welcome C:
littleshade Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010   General Artist
Thanks for the watch and favs. :) I'm glad you liked my gallery!
Xx-Gluttony-xX Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010
You're very welcome! I love all your Supernatural stuff. And we seem to fav a lot of the same art, too. C:
Squit-head Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010
Thank you for the fave, I really appreciate it! :hug:
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